I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Randomize
