I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Randomize
