U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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