sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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