He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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