A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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