Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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