am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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