stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Sorry my hands just texted you
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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