So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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