she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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