I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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