I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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