Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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