her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
As shirtless as possible
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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