i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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