Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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