i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Randomize
