problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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