Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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