Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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