How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
That's intense
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
hell yes lets make some ravioli
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
No I am not eating basil off your cock
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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