Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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