Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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