so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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