yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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