i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
operation have a gay friend backfired
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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