3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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