We need to rekindle our bromance
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize
