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he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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