Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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