I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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