I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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