I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
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