ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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