The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Randomize
