how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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