I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
you told grandpa to call you daddy
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
As shirtless as possible
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Randomize
