No, drunk sperm still make babies.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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