I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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