why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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