literally had 100 drinks last night.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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