Plan B is the new Plan A
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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