If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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