The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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