I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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