perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Randomize
