How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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