did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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