There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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