her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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