Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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