You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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